Porsche Drivers...

Just came back from gym where I swim at least twice a week. It's a fairly upmarket gym. Usually one or two 1 million rand motor vehicles in the parking lot. Tonight this fool was walking around the changeroom in a towel, opening every unlocked locker door to find his bag. He sat down on the bench in tears almost, saying: "My bag is gone..." This was quickly followed up by: ".....everything was in the bag, including my Porsche keys."

And although I felt sorry for the guy, what was going through my head was.....What sort of idiot drives a Porsche but can't afford a freaking lock for a gym locker?