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Friday, June 22, 2007

HOW TO MAKE LOVE...

Ingredients:

4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana


Directions:

1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4 Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat 4 steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:

1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.

6 played in shit:

Saaleha Idrees Bamjee said...

I'm suddenly put off ever wanting to have sex or bake a cake.

ZK said...

urgh trust joe to put this up lol

Saaleha Idrees Bamjee said...

Additionally - this means i will remain a spinster. As those activities constitute some of the definitives of the marriage construct.

The ten stray cats i will soon adopt are grateful to you Joe.

Anonymous said...

le ew.
i think i agree with saaleha

Mohamed Karolia said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA........jeez louise now i have never heard sex described in such a culinary fashion.

Zaahir Essa said...

this is awesome :P