FATHERLY ADVICE...

Son (S) : Why is making love so enjoyable.
Father (F): It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger!!

S : Why do women enjoy sex more than men
F : It is because when you dig your nose, your nose feels more comfort than your finger.

S : Why do women hate it when they get raped?
F : It is like when you are walking on the street, someone else comes over and digs in our nose, do you like it??

S : Why can women not have sex when they are? menstruating?
F : If your nose is bleeding, do you still dig it??

S : Why do men not like to wear condoms when they are making love?
F : Do you like to dig your nose with a glove on your finger?

S : Why is making love carried out in private?
F : Will you dig you nose in front of your class? Stupid!

S : What is an orgasm?
F : The same as sneezing, but the other way round

S : Is it true that women love big dicks?
F : Ever tried picking your nose with your thumb?