A WISE OLD CHINESE MAN NAMED CONFUCIOUS...

Confucius say…
Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.

Confucius say...
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Confucius say...
Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.

Confucius say...
He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.

Confucius say...
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long.

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Couple on 7 day honeymoon make hole weak.

Confucius say...
Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip.

Confucius say...
Girl who sits on Judge's lap gets honourable discharge.

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Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.

Confucius say...
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.

Confucius say...
Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

Confucius say...
He who fishes in others' holes often catches crabs.


Confucius say...
Man who go to sleep with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger.

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Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!

Confucius say...
"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ."

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"Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."

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"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!"

Confucius say...
"It take many nail to build crib, but one screw to fill it."

Confucius say...
"Man who live in glass house should change in basement......