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Monday, July 2, 2007

GUYS AND GALS...

The difference between "guts" and "balls"...

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, beingassaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are youstill cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling ofperfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the assand having the balls to say, "You're next."

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