An open letter to a complete Moron

Today I decided to add here after many months of absence.

I figured that we've all had one of these in our lives, so I figured it's better suited to Verbal Shit.

Dear Twit,

Please don't send me smses ranting and raving about things I honestly don't care about.
Twit, please don't accuse close members of my family for something that you have clearly misunderstood.
Twit, please don't insult my intelligence by attempting to turn it around and say that I've misunderstood.
Yes Twit, include your in-laws in your petty issues. Remember, in-laws will use it against you when you have a petty argument (because let's face it, shit like this tends to crop up at that moment).
Yes Twit, continue talking, you will eventually get caught out in your stupidity.
Twit, I shall inform members of my family to no longer inform you of people that are using you to play in their twisted game as it clearly gets misinterpreted when we do.
Twit, please don't tell people that you've attempted to contact me. A, "Ramadaan Mubarak" sms does not mean that you have contacted me. It's a forward. It's sent to millions of other people on your contact list. If it was sent to my email, it would go straight to junk mail. If you did try to contact me, an actual personal email or phone call would get a decent response instead of a forwarded one.
Twit, I don't know why you are trying to contact me when you're the one that booted out our friendship. I got the hint - I found better friends :)
Twit, please, please DELETE me from your phone, e-mail, etc. I'm not interested in your sad stories. I stopped being interested when you spread rumours about me.
Twit, PLEASE stop denying it. I have the evidence.
Twit, by the time I've finished this letter, I won't even remember your name or who you are or why I even share oxygen with you.

Thank you Twit.

Sincerely,

Most People out there